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Late SportSelection Post

2008-03-21T19:08:00.000-07:00

I woke up early to prepare myself for the big day. I stretch my arms and was ready to go when my father shouted to me. So i reached there at 7.15 and met the UIC gangstas' in the toilet. A crap toilet it was without any of the pipes working. Then, an announcement was heard ordering us to gather in the field. We had to suffer under the scorching sun and stood like fools on the field while waiting for the teachers who was like lazybums. HAHA then we had an aerobic morning exercise led by a male p.e teacher. A short and lucky one it was then we were told to go to our respective houses. But since we are gangsters, we didnt do so but we gathered in a pack and went to the top floor where we named it our HQ.

Everyone settled down on the spot and started playing with their high tech gadgets namely mobile phones and PSPs. There were some that brought cards as well. lol anyways, so we were like fooling around while waiting for our respective events. I didnt sign up for any events but i was interested in the discus and shotput. So i waited for the announcement patiently with the other gangsters. When the announcement was heard, i walked to the discus area and found that many was up for the trial. I went up to the teacher and asked,'' Cikgu, masih dapat kalau aku mau join now? '' haha yea cawirr. She nodded with a big grin and asked for my name. So i waited for my turn because there were categories which the small kids have their turn first. Azizan's throw shocked me where he beat panglima's highest score set by ian i.e 17++ m. Azizan managed to throw 19m. I was like ' WOAH '. Then when my name was called, i step inside the ring and prepared a swing. I threw hard but it went out of bounds. Hard luck, eyh. Then i was given a second trial. This time, i aimed carefully and prepared a few swings before throwing. I gathered up all my strength and threw as hard as i can. The discus wasnt in a good motion where it doesnt spin in a right way. Anyways, it did flew far. Everyone was like ' GILA, how far was that ? ' They measured with a cheap measuring tape and they announced i threw a distance of 21.29m. A big smile i showed on my face and went wild with the crowd. For a first-timer who never touched a discus before, i thought i did great.

Right. now to the shotput event, i sucked badly. I didnt even managed to qualify because i was on the third spot. My difference with the second was like 3 cm?0.0 anyways. Here, i want to say that CHRIS fecking threw so far. He threw like 12m omg. I think hes on drugs. LOL right. after the shotput event, we were told to sit on the field for more announcements, perhaps. Afterthat, we went back.

Pictures =D sorry for the blurr because it was taken by my phone not any professional camera=(. Cant afford to buy one because i bet it gonna take up my life savings just to buy one.

Notice the cards as i was saying.

Chilling out on our spot =D

A view of the field from our spot.

Here i want to end my post with thank you-ing Eric Teo Eng Sheng for his awesome party at the other night. Thanks. i enjoyed it uber a lot.

Yours truly,

Kwang.K263.#13

Memories. Reunion 3H.

2008-03-12T02:21:00.000-07:00

Its been long since i blogged. Recently, i had attend my 2005 MB 3H reunion which was held in Mr.Pizza inside the mall. I reached the mall at 11 o clock where my father dropped me off at EGM for convenient sake of theirs. I walked to Mc Donald to find rest of the UICs but found none of them arrived yet. I went up to Netland to check but still, they aint there. I went back down and decided to walk to E.G.M to wait for them but then suddenly, Hakeem called ' KwanG! ' . I turned and saw a weird guy in a jacket in such hot temp. looking at me. I gave a disgusted hi and walked with him to Mc.Donald. Then, we saw Liao MinG and Najib there at the end waiting. We walked over to them and bagi salam.

We waited not long until Faizul and Wafeeq come. Then, 6 of us went to Mc Donald to cool ourself down with McFlurries. Soon, they arrived one by one. After chilling out in the McD's, we went to RF for a CS-war. It was a great game but the place was really fecking hot. When it was about 1.15, i decided to leave the gang and walked alone to the mall. I saw some programs being held in the centre of the mall where lol traditional dances can be seen? entah. Forget it. I went to Mr. Pizza and saw quite most of them had arrived. Faizul, Hakeem and Azman who went to book tickets for 10000 BC were no where to be seen. I then asked Farid for some company to go check them out. Coincidence, coincidence. We met them just outside Mr.Pizza and walked back in together. The reunion was a success indeed where nuggets and chicken wings had been served. Photos had been taken and dear sir Rizal did come =D with his professional big black Camera.

After meals and photography session ( i suppose ) , we went to arcade and exercise the fats out XD. Sir Rizal treated us where we asked for tokens and play basketball shooting and stuff. I nearly managed to break the Dragon Punch score which was 9048 where i hit 9041. What a pity-lah! After arcade, rest of the UIC gang went for a pool game. It was fun and yea, overall a great day it was. Thanks for the hosts and stuff.

Now, pictures=D

Malas ku kan upload anymore. =( AHAHAH

Love, Kwangggg =D

Silly Post.

2008-02-28T05:02:00.001-08:00

To start off with this post,
Let me ask you a question.What is the lamest car in the world?
Answer: Lame-borghini . WAWAWA XD

What can u use to see a monster?
Answer: Horror-scope. LOLX

What do you call a sleeping cow?
Answer: Bull-dozer.

Now let me tell u a story.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a huge occasion , the girl tells her boyfriend that she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never experience sex before. Therefore, he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for an hour. He tells the boy everything is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he would like to buy either a 3 pack, 10 pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he think he will be rather busy since its his first time afterall.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls' parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. ' Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in! '

The boy goes inside and is taken to a table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. The parents were curious. Finally at the 20th minute, the girl leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, '' I had no idea you were this religious or are you trying to leave a good impression for my parents.''

The boy turns and whispers back, '' You never told me that your father is a pharmacist. ''

The End.

A man went to aplly for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the reply. The employer read his applications and said, '' We have an opening for people like you =D ''

''Oh , great finally i got a job!! '' the man said, '' So, what is it ? ''

'' It's called the DOOR ''

The End.

What do giants like Yao Ming hug when he sleeps?
Answer: Teddy Boar. LOLX

Last joke contributed by Izzat ( i think ),
There is 3 women. Slim, Medium-sized and Fat. They are all under an umbrella.
Who will get wet?

Answer: No one because it isnt raining. HAHA cam calie tapi cam inda jua. WAWAWAWA XD

Love,
KwanG

#13

A silly post of fecking lame jokes.

2008-02-28T05:02:00.000-08:00

Its finally over =D

2008-02-22T20:28:00.000-08:00

3 cheerrrs for Maktab Sains Students. National day celebration is over. No more torchuring of my skins. Got dark and lots of tiny pimples growing on my dear skin. Hmpphhh. This morning, i woke up at 4.15 , got online for a while and then got clothed up in a very neatly iron-ed uniform. I left home and reached school at 5.45 where quite a few number of students are standing at the concourse expecting friends to arrive. I went straight up to the form 4 block toilet in the dark ALONE. By the time i reached to the concourse area, Edmond was there and was complaining about not having a pin for his badge. I showed him the ' WAWAWA ' laugh and he soon imitated it as well. We were ordered by teacher to line up according to respective classes and then soon was asked to gather at the bus parking area. I got aboard to this purple bus and unexpectedly, Azizan rudely budge through his way and sit beside me without asking for my permission ) : . Edmond and Chris sat in front of us where they borrowed my phone to look at some weird Naruto articles or whatever. There was a really heavy traffic jam in Bandar at that time where lots of buses tried to overtake each other to arrive at the requested area early. Our bus parked beside the post office and all of us not in a hurry disembarked the bus. We walked slowly to the DairyQueen , our station. We waited for the others to arrive while we chatted happily among ourselves. UICs lah. Some girls were busy taking photographs lol. Then, there were troops of the army and navy forces marching gracefully in front of us where we cried in despair. We werent able to march very uniformly and nicely due to the low spirit caused by the HEP teachers. On thursday, most students' hair were cut by Ck. Haiseh and everyone was still thinking about it. With our low spirit, we marched like amateurs while cursing the teachers in our heart. Today, i felt so hungry so i went to Coffee Bean with Ehsan, Faizul, Hafiz and Mizan. However, it ended up Faizul and me was the only one left in Coffee Bean waiting for the long queue. I ordered a Ice Cappucino and it wasnt really good at all. It cost me a total of $4.20 =(. After collecting our dreams, we parried through the crowd with our drinks in hand and was boo-ed because they all were already in lines waiting for us. I hurriedly drink the stupid cappucino and soon, the march past began. Sounds of trumpets and loud pulsatic drums penetrate painfully through our eardrums. We all were amazed how those people were able to marched so nicely. Soon, we were asked to shift towards the coffee bean direction and waited patiently for our turn. It was a long wait because our school were positioned at No.63 and had to wait for 62 groups. The corporal gave a loud command' Dari Kiri, Cepatttttttt Jalan! '. We stucked our left leg out with our right hand ready to swing and chanted ' Kiri Kanan Kiri Kanan '. We marched bravely through the large crowd and reporters where thousands of camera lenses were placed towards our handsome and pretty faces. When we marched into the SOAS field, the loudspeakers were really huge and produced really F*cking loud sounds where we couldnt even able to hear our own chanting. But however, our leader Hafiz give a screech and ordered us to look to our right where Our Majesty the Sultan were standing up scouting and observing our march past. It was a really exciting moment to meet his Majesty so close and also the other members of the royal family. When we marched through the field, everyone slowed down and relaxed. Chanting began to fade and everyone was not emphasizing at their swinging and correct steps anymore. We then moved to the Yayasan wide compound area and waited for our food to be provided. As usual, a bottle of water and a box of rice with chicken was given to us. I left the food and drink with Edmond and went to Jollibee to have a conversation with the other Chinese. Good luck to them in tonight's match against St. Andrews. To recall back what we did in march past, it was actually quite fun. We had time together enjoying every moment of it and got to skip lessons. We marched like Spartans and had spirits like Japanese Kamikazes. HAHA. I then asked for teachers permission to go home because my house is situated not very far from Bandar. So i walked all the way home and jumped into bed where i had a quite a sweet and long nap. Now, awake blogging. I just want to say its really great to have friends =D and we did a gooooood job. We are the best. Maktab Sainssss!!!!! Yes, Sir. AHAHAHAHHA wtf

Kwang <33333
#13.

P.S good luck to Maktab Sains basketball team tonight.

Goodbye. Post Dedicated to Robin Fu

2008-02-20T01:43:00.000-08:00

I had known him since primary 5 or 6. He lived around my neighbourhood and had tons of energy to spare when it comes to games and activities. He is actively involved in basketball and football. Not to mention his richness, he is one of our treasurers in the team. He is a tall guy with an estimated height of 178 cm born with uber long arms and legs where he could get rebounds easily and slide tackle any player to his own wish. He had a great jumping ability and was the main rebounder in our team since last year where the whole team developed an interest in the so called bball game=D. However, time flies faster than we knew. Its time to say ' Bye Bye ' to him where all the time we had together had to be put in our heart as memories. He is expected to leave Brunei for Australia this sunday. He is able to know more hot chicas over there in the stranger country of people averaging possessing a height of 175 cm. He is to continue his further studies and start his subsidiary foundation in Australia so to succeed in future career. Here, i represent the whole team to wish him the best of luck and hope everything would be smooth when he get to Australia later.

Thanks.
#13 Kwang
again-.-.

Continuation

2008-02-14T04:08:00.000-08:00

My old classmates when i was back in primary 5
My 11th birthday party =D

Lol. form 1 or 2? entah AHAHAHHA Look at the fat cactus.

There was a Chinese New Year celebration in the school this morning. I was sitting at the canteen table sitting down peacefully when Ian and this girl came onto stage. I shifted to
' Attention ' mode and failed to listen to what they are saying due to the far distance my table was situated. I then relaxed back to the comfortable bench have a short nap where once again loud pulsating music caught my attention. There were dancers going on stage. It took them like 15 minutes to start the dance . LOL. Well, i think its boring but people still cheer with YEEEAAAAAAAs and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs. Probably Boooooooooooos too XD. However, the real stuff began to come right away after the teachers sang on stage. Chinese btw =D. I went to sit with Cody and the cina's. Soon, the real thing approached. TOOOONNGGGG TONGGGGG CHIANNGGGGGG. Lions from Chinese Chamber of Commerce filled the school with loud screams and applause. Malays probably haven seen lions like that before. Crowds went wild =D. 4 lions was placed on stage in front of the around 500-1000 people? I , had watched this kind of lion dance every year wasn't a bit amazed of it. The lion dance show was the final show of the day. After it, i together with some cina-cinas went to the basketball court and had a 5 on 5 game where we were able to get ourselves drenched of sweats=D. Wenyi , Ivan and I were attempting to dunk but failed to do so. A few more inches will do. In the afternoon, the pra-u's went to the gym to get themselves ready for the March Pass;annoying compulsory activity =X. I changed into a new P.E T-shirt i got in the morning where i was grateful that my father sent me late to school. After seeing Ck. Haiseh, i went to finance room and purchased a T. Shirt. March pass was real terrible where the sun is scorching hot. The mineral water supplied for us wasn't even able to quench our thirst after all =X. However, i managed to escape the second part of the march pass. I spent my quality time in the canteen and got myself a bowl of SOTO. LOL i went back home at 4.30. We are going to practice in the SOAS field on saturday. Sigh march pass is not as fun as the field performance we had in form 2 despite the hotter temperature we had in Rimba =(. Well, here i end my post with lots of love.

KwanG
Imperial #13

P.S someone please post. I am getting annoyed for that i am posting alone here -.-

A very Happy Chinese New Year to you all

2008-02-09T01:37:00.000-08:00

The approach of Chinese New Year reminds me that i am 17 years old and has gone through lots of things. Here i am uploading pictures where i wanna explain about my life. Happy Chinese New Year to you all and sorry for my wrong doings and stuff. This year i aint able to celebrate Chinese New Year because my grandpa had passed away peacefully 3 weeks ago. Thank you for your condolences and lets start the picturee posting here =D.

This is 1991. The year i was born. My mum told me i was 8 pounds. The picture explains it all =D.

This is 1992. I still couldnt walk so i had to depend on my mum *blush*

1993. Able to stand up without aid and walk =D

1994. My father brought me to KL Genting Highlands for some rides XD

1995. My cousins came back from China. I missed that hairstyle :_'(

Due to the connection problems, i will continue in next post sometime soon. Thanks. Gong Xi Fa Cai , and hope u do well in the year of ray.

With much love,

Kwang

ImperiaL vs SaS

2008-02-02T03:58:00.000-08:00

2nd of February, a day which lady luck wasn't on our side. We suffered defeat from the St. Andrew's school team by the score of 70-67. We failed to keep our lead that we earned during halftime where the score was 40-24. However, we should benefit from this match by extracting experience whereas promoting cooperation between the players in the team. Today, there were 9 of us who were present where we fought hard and maximize our effort. The 9 of us namely, me( Tze Yang ), Yap, Ah Zhen, Wei Hon, Hawaii, Chee Seng, Robin, Chun Leong and lastly Ah Yi, a future member of the imperial. Hawaii who did great for our first half had to leave early because of personal reasons. What a pity but wei hon managed to present himself in the squad when Hawaii left. Wei hon, a sharpshooter for the team managed to earn himself 2 points where he smiled gracefully showing his perfect set of glazing white teeth. Our team which lack of inside dominancy managed to continue our offence with our strong and potential guards. A pity it was, St. Andrews managed to plan a comeback and succeeded in doing so. Scrappy defence of ours it was, no one to blame but us. Joshua, a rough kid in the St. Andrew's team had been throwing elbows and balls on faces. He wanted to a pick of fight on me but he walked away after doing so. I had a great today having lots of block shots where i threw a halt to their lay-ups and shots. Everyone did a great job today. Experience gained. Sadness through losing but we had to battle our mental weaknesses and stand up strong eventho' we had lost the game. Thank you for reading my post.

Imperial #11
Yao Ming Fan,
Lim Tze Yang

Results are out so sooner than i expected =(

2008-01-24T16:09:00.000-08:00

Rumours had been heard from day and night, saying that o level are out on monday. In fact, its true but the results are not out for showcasing to public YET. Suprisingly, this year's results are so early compared to the previous years. ( which it is not a good thing ). Anyway, i m worried about it because i didnt did well in 5 subjects. Nevertheless, form 6 is wat i should be worried about. I found the topics are really really really hard. I am not confident that i can cope with the progess that the teacher is on now. Alright back to sports, i am happy that tottenham beat arsenal with an amazing score of 5-1. Arsenal as the favourites of the game performed scrappy defence and uneffective offence. All i can say is JON SIA, U GOT OWNED.

Kwang #13

P.s PLEASE POST

Update again=_)

2008-01-21T00:05:00.000-08:00

Today's a tiring day. Yeah monday the most tiring day ever in the world for everyone. How could they arrange a monday in the calender. Thats so absurd as everyone had to rest. Stress , the main problem occured by students nowadays had been really worrying and sometimes fatal. Most students cant handle this pressure and had to go for death as their only solution. Parents in the other hand like to force their sons and daughters to achieve whatever the parents wish to. But did the parents had ever understand the situation we were having ? Tuition mainly had occupied our time than to watch a 30 mins tv. Tuition the must-activity in our life had really made our life dull in our childhood. Oh god, i still can remember i was in this tuition where the teachers take off your pants and clothes and let u stand naked on the table in front of everyone so to embarass you just BECAUSE you didnt do your work. No big deal but why such severe punishment. I bet we can sue the teacher for such humiliation but tuition teachers like to act as friendly as they can in front of the parents but when the parents are gone, she turned her back and turned to a motherfucking bitch with crazy and oh yea, the ROTAN lol the source of bruises ( Ouch!) . Most probably, children will say that they fell down as an excuse so not to go against the teacher. Parents think that we are having a great time knowing new friends in tuition but the whole matter was the other way round. Well, academic quality would be raised for no doubt but mental damage had been the main side effects that had been derived from tuitioning. Well back to reality, tuition had been part of every children's life. i mean HAVE. hahaha we should consult Sultan and asked him to ban tuition for life and employ more teachers for schools as there are a lack of teachers in school nowadays. Maybe there should be equal number of teachers as students so to teach them individually and to understand fully what has been tought. hmm, that would be cool. Imagine, i got a hot teacher XD. To be honest, we shudnt be studying in a class cause it isnt the best environment we can get. 1 on 1 class is the best as we can concentrate without any harassment or noises from friends. This would let us focus and get to know the topic much , i mean MUCH MUCH better =_). Btw, i miss playing basketball in Ms like last year. I miss the old times where we all can get together and play=(. I think i gonna organise training starting from next month once a week probably. It would help us in the forthcoming tournament. =) I think i been blablabla-ing too much. I had stopped blogging since last november and had started again in this new blog where all the imperial members had the access to the website and can blog. Bah. I have to say Bye Byeeeeee and Good luck to me in my O level result. I m seriously scared and i dont think i can get even 4a's=(.

KwanG*13
ImpeRiaL<3

P.s : Btw, those who doesnt have the password please get it from me =)

Introduction of our team

2008-01-19T21:26:00.000-08:00

This blog is created by me, Han Ming Kwang #13 of the Imperial Clan. Firstly, why is the blog named hybrid? This is because our team do not only play football but basketball and futsal. Imperial had been found in 2006 by Lim Tze Yang. It was then more and more people are interested to join our team. Our team consists of different races. Well, chinese are major part of us though. Currently, our team consisted of members coming from different school and colledges. We had friendlies with quite a number of teams such as St.Andrew, Soas and St.Georges. Wins and loses had flowed throughout the game. We are more interested in the game than for glory. We cared about the name in front of the jersey not at the back. We are still in the process of developing our teamwork. Whats the purpose of the blog? Well, mostly are that because we can announced upcoming friendlies and of course, discussion of mistakes occured in the game. We have to make up for our mistakes and helped each other in improving hence the team performance as well. We vowed to be play 100% in every game. As the old people say ' United we stand and divided we fall'. We hoped that more outstanding athletes are able to join us so not just to strengthen our squad but we can share our weaknesses and of course our pros. Football is major part of us. However, basketball is also our interest. We practiced shooting hoops and do lay-ups every time we are able to find an empty court. Otherwise, we will be mostly playing 3 on 3 in the Chung Hwa Middle School basketball court where heaps of people come around and play together showing off individual skills and qualities. Eventhough football is our major, futsal is the one that we usually play nowadays. Harun gym had become our training ground where we can practice short passes and shot accuracy. Besides harun gym, we go to Osp and even Chung Hwa Middle School basketball court where it is totally empty except our members. Through the game, we were able to promote our friendship and hence, enhancing the art of teamwork where it comes useful to our game. We can also post any feelings towards any players in the team. Be frank so that we were able to know and change our attitude so to be comfortable around our friends. Backstabbing is a major part of broken relationships as spirit would be lowered in the team. If i am not wrong, our team consist of 19 members. Here i will end my post and please do not be shy to open up ur heart and confess your feelings here. Each member of the team are willing to help each one of you where u find difficulty.

Hola and Bye bye.
Imperial #13 KwanG